Life, Why Do You Hate Me So? Part 2

Posted by: nessabc on: November 14, 2010

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I walk in to my summer school classroom where Courtney is there just waiting to give out her “golden insult” which is “Hey, Noah.”. Yes, it’s true, my name is Noah. IM A GIRL! Also, to up the ante, she gives me’ boy toys for my birthday. And when I see the seating arrangments, I nearly pass out. Who do you think I’m next to? If you guessed Courtney, you’re unfortunately right. Yup, a whole summer with Courtney. She’s that horrible. And guess who’s my partner for the big chemistry project? COURTNEY. Well, it was gonna be Heather, but she’s getting her tonsils removed. As I walk to lunch, I say to my friend Blake, ” I’m so mad at Heather’s tonsils.” I say. ” If it weren’t for them, I wouldn’t be with Courtney. ” Right.” Says Blake. ” I’m sure that was all part of Heather’s master plan.” Then he starts imitating Heather. ” Let’s see, how can I ruin Noah’s life?” He says in a high voice. “I know! I’ll have SURGERY!” I laugh.
How will it all wind down? Wll Noah survive a summer with Courtney? Will Noah find a way to get Courtney to be nice? Find out on the next “episode” of Life Why Do You Hate You Hat Me So?
~Nessabc